It's all in Trainspotting
Scoreline from today's European Championships qualifier, 2nd leg:
Holland 6-0 Scotland (agg. 6-1)
So no reliving of
Renton: Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmil scored against Holland in 1978!
But lots of
Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. Most people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We're colonised by wankers. We couldn't even find a decent race to be colonised by. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, and no amount of fresh air is ever going to change that.
And don't forget your English history: the so-called Glorious Revolution of 1689 was just a coup d'etat by the Dutch -- who are thus the original wankers.