The terrorist electoral calendar

Today at BOBW we inaugurate a new feature to give our readers an insight into the terrorist mindset. Who amongst us doesn't know that al Qaeda times their terrorist incidents to ensure that wobbly liberals win elections? So for instance, mastermind Osama wanted John Kerry to win the Presidential election, so he released his video on the Friday before election day, which helped Dubya get elected. That'll learn 'em!

But they won't stop there -- there's always some new election coming up that they'll try to sway. So every so often, we will post a reminder of the coming targeted event, so that if an international terrorist event occurs, you'll understand why.

So, if a terrorist attack occurs between now and December 13th, it's designed to influence the actual electoral college votes. Because, remember, those electors that were picked a couple of weeks ago are not formally committed to Dubya and Kerry respectively, and don't make their actual selection till the 13th. Don't think that Osama doesn't know that.