Before Private Eye gets there

Millions of British TV viewers were astonished last night when a man in a suit was articulate. The man, who was wearing a slightly less dark suit than two other men who appeared with him, was able to string sentences together, look at a TV camera, and remember the names of other people. While the other men in darker suits were similarly capable, ash-distracted viewers had forgotten that there would three men in suits, not two (cont'd p94)