When does he get tossed into the fiery chasm?

Given that Mickey Kaus has made it acceptable to lift features from Private Eye and allow them to be presented as one's own, we're not doing much damage by paying homage to the esteemed organ's Lookalikes feature. So -- has anyone noticed the startling resemblance between Christopher Hitchens and Smeagol -- and that's before we start talking about how their lust for the precious twisted them beyond recognition by their earlier selves.