Evidence that conspiracy theories are true

From today's NY Daily News (in the little bit of the paper not devoted to the Yankees' collapse versus the Red Sox):

NBC News star Campbell Brown is taking undercover reporting to a new level. The sultry correspondent is dating former Bush White House adviser Dan Senor, we hear. Word is he and Brown have been dating since at least the Democratic National Convention.

Strange to say this about a gossip item, but this understates the problem here. Dan Senor is not some random former White House Adviser. He was the civilian spokesman for the Coalition Provisional Authority in Baghdad, and his handiwork was recently most visible in writing Iraqi PM Allawi's speech the US Congress.

UPDATE NOV 2005: Apparently they are now engaged.