A better class of resignation statement

That tired formulation of "spending more time with my family" just got spruced up:

[Wall Street Journal, subs. req'd] Gateway named Richard Snyder as chairman, succeeding the PC company's founder, Ted Waitt, who is resigning "to start things."

Positive, yet vague. If the Irish blogosphere claims its first victim in Conor Lenihan, there's a new template from which he can draft his exit speech!