Perhaps this Explains the Dire State of the Newspaper Industry?

From today's New York Times:

Britney Spears, who is pregnant, and her husband, Kevin Federline - a twosome who must have kick-me-baby-one-more-time stickers taped to their backs - also took a beating.

From yesterday's US Weekly online:

WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES BIRTH!!!
It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources.