Your overdeveloped fantasy life, your underdeveloped social skills

You know who you are. The kind of uncontrolled gamer who will stay up all night (on a work night!) just to make it a couple more levels past Minas Tirith. You've often thought about how that not-so-sexually-ambiguous Soul Caliber character Voldo creeps you out and makes you happy all at once. But this goes beyond your wildest dreams.
(thanks to the folks at Black Table for the link)