Outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

BBC: In a hard-hitting report, [MP committee] says the Order of the British Empire is now inappropriate and should be replaced by an Order of British Excellence.

With the proposed new system of titles borrowing from those dim-witted California surfer dudes, Bill and Ted, perhaps the titles could be further spiced with input from Beavis and Butt-head, who after all, think of England as

that dumb little country where everything sucks