We don't know whether he's also Hot For Teacher

At a Saturday campaign event featuring Dick "Go F*ck Yourself" Cheney, the intro music was Van Halen's Right Now. Amongst the lines to this song, perhaps Dick's analysis of the past and expectations for the future:

Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm,
And nothing falls into place, no
Only missed by a fraction,
Slipped a little off your pace, oh,
The more things you get, the more you want,

If he's taking that last line seriously, we're especially worried.

UPDATE: Sullywatch offers this extended post on hijacking of words for purposes beyond their original intention, beginning with poetry and moving to a funny riff on We Will Rock You at the end.