Sunday, April 11, 2004

Romps go post-modern

Amongst the various sophisticated skills that David Beckham brought to the provincials in Madrid, the News of the World deems the following to be particular outrageous and daring; it was an element of his alleged conduct of two affairs, in which Becks, besides revealing an apparent Old Testament fixation with his choice of paramours:

At one stage he [Beckham] was texting Sarah and Rebecca at the SAME TIME.

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