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Dubya today welcomed the college champions in many sports to the White House. Amidst the greetings and salutations:

The Auburn [univ.] men's swimming and diving team is celebrating a three-peat. Congratulations. (Applause.) Glad you all are here. Thanks for the Speedo. (Laughter.) I'm not going to wear it. (Laughter.) In public that is. (Laughter.)