Sometimes a crest is more than a crest

So, the Paul Ryan ancestors are from Kilkenny and he is invited there next year, according to the Irish Times.

Since Everything Must Have Meaning, the Kilkenny city crest therefore represents the fortresses to which the rich would retreat under a Romney-Ryan presidency, with the main source of employment being the troops needed to invade other countries and generally keep order.

We recommend that Ryan entertain Kilkenny next year with tales of how great austerity is.