Saturday's Washington Post has an interview with Ian Paisley, which will reenforce his status as the GWoT's "go-to guy" in Northen Ireland. While sticking to his not an inch line, it sounds like he might be up for a centimetre or two. The story also provides the ingredients for a potential prank:
He laughed about being paged in an airport a few months ago to take a phone call from President Bush, and he chuckled about rumors that Queen Elizabeth II does a wicked impersonation of his distinctive Northern Irish accent.
Also, the quotes from Alex Maskey in the story have an accompanying video.