Thursday, February 07, 2008

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

In what will quickly be cited as the speech he should have given on the campaign trail, Mitt Romney offered a unique rationale to the Conservative Political Action Conference for suspending his bid for the Republican presidential nomination: that if he continued to campaign, it could help the Islamist terrorists by distracting John McCain from a national campaign against Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, since they want to surrender to the terrorists.

The fact that suspending the campaign will save Mitt's dwindling fortune from further futile depletion was not mentioned.

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